snailmuffin:

so what did you do this summer?

[MUFFLED CYBERCHASE THEME SONG PLAYING IN THE DISTANCE]

muffinhatesthempootlimes:

*seductively plays the cyberchase theme on the kazoo*

im gonna pop a lung i'm laughing so hard this is an a+ blog
Anonymous

soaringrocketmuffin:

prompt
what happened to me yesterday

soaringrocketmuffin:

prompt

what happened to me yesterday

step aside your queen is coming thru

ain’t got no time for the plebeians 

if you step on my cape i will hack ur mother’s motherboard

bitch if you think we aren’t here to pillage your village and steal your girl

you’re wrong watch out

i’mma get your girl’z motherboard

step